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The Nature of Energy

Nothing in the spiritual world is ever set in stone. The energy of this moment may be entirely different thirty minutes from now. A tarot reading, therefore, is only true for now.

When you make a new decision or change your mind, a previous reading may no longer be valid. We are not responsible for any emotional distress or grief that a reading may reveal, and you shall not hold us accountable for it.

Any money returned will be returned fairly. Nothing is guaranteed. Enter with an open heart and a grounded mind.

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The night sky outside the cottage window

Take a break from the seriousness of life and get roasted by our Masks We Wear deck — designed to make you laugh, reflect, and grow with dark humor.

An Oracle Deck

Let’s Get Roasted

Three questions. Zero places to hide. Good luck.

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This is not a live reading.

It is not me sitting with you, and it is not spirit moving through the deck. It is a computer program shuffling 23 cards and handing you one. It is for fun, it is for entertainment, and it cannot see your future. Do not make real decisions from it.

I created this deck myself, with the help of AI. The names and the meanings of the cards are mine. The artwork was designed by AI, and I read each piece intuitively, which is where the intuitive answer at the end of the reading comes from.

If you would like to take this a little more seriously, say a prayer before you pull your cards. But please do not make any life decisions based on this reading.

If it does pique your interest, I have other readings available. This is just a small taste of how I do readings, and you are welcome to book one with me.

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Question 1 of 3

What dark humor is on your mind tonight?

No wrong answers. The deck is not listening anyway.

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